So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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