so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
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