He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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