so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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