It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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