Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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