I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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