He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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