you win again, gameday.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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