dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You smell like stripper and shame
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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