Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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