He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
