I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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