cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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