theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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