the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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