It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
