i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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