we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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