i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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