Your tits are I can't wait for
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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