hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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