would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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