Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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