Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
false alarm. still invincible.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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