There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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