do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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