Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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