All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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