let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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