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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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