In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I forget how to act sober
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