please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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