i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
