dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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