drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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