some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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