Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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