why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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