bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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