I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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