We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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