Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
These tits shall not be calmed
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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