someone threw a dead crab at me
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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