So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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