Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm too high and old for this...
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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