yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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