he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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