If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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