come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
