I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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