Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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