That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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